Do you know me

Posted: 08-25-2005, 09:59 AM

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A guy is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"

She replies

"I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I Shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?

"No" she replies,

"I'm your sons' English Teacher"

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SKATETRASH

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Posted: 08-25-2005, 02:41 PM

oh my god thats funny

Haryan

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Posted: 08-26-2005, 07:15 AM

wahhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wish my english teacher was like her

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Posted: 08-27-2005, 08:38 PM

One Of the Best
Posted here in this forum

Keep It UP

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DaDdyG

" NeVeR eXplAin urSelF-Ur fRndS dO'nt nEEd it & Ur eNemIeS wO'nt BelIevE iT "

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Posted: 09-12-2005, 12:58 PM

This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.

One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!"

The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like crazy out there and I'm naked!"

She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!"

So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running marathon, " so he started to run along beside the others - only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.

One of the runners asked, "Do you always run in the nude?"

He answered, while gasping for breath, "Oh yes. It feels so free having the air blow over my skin while I'm running."

Another runner then asked the nude lover, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"

The naked lover answered breathlessly, "Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car and just go straight home without a shower!"

The marathon runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

The nude man answered, "Only when it's raining..."

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Posted: 09-12-2005, 01:49 PM

nice hahahahaha good

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Posted: 09-12-2005, 06:31 PM

Kool but not that KooL

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Posted: 09-16-2005, 07:59 PM

1st 1 is koolllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 09-29-2005, 02:45 AM

Welcome to GSM Hacks...

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Re: Do you know me

Posted: 10-27-2005, 11:22 AM

kkkkoooooooolllllllllll mannnnn

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