Some SardarJee Jokes

Santa was standing at the Ludhiana railway station with his wife,
Jeeeto,
and son. His son wanted to check his weight and he took a coin from
Santa
and stood on the machine. Unfortunately, he could not reach the
slot meant
for inserting the coin. Suddenly our Santa got a brilliant idea.
He lifted lifted his son and helped him insert the coin.
All the three were wondering what made the kid weightless even on
EARTH!!

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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final
examination. He
takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for
five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off
and
throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and
throws it away
as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I
am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'.".

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Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

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Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2
hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

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How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

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Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

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Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

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Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.

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Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

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Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut
it in six
or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"

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What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

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sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
thing, I
have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a
different
answer."

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A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign
that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said
to himself
"oh well !" and turned around and drove home.

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Then there were two sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh.
Both of them bought a horse each.

"How will we know which
is your & which is mine?" asked Zail.

"Easy"replied Jarnail.
"I'll cut mine's tail,yours will be the one with tail"

This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other's tail too.

Next morning the confusion continued.
"Don't worry "retorted Jarnail.
"I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without
the bell."

The boys heard this also & cut the bell.

The next day, Zail got frustrated & said

"Okay now the last criterion,
white will be yours & black will be mine."