Romantic and Unromantic lines

[ The most romantic first & most unromantic second line. ]

1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

2- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

4- I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your sister

5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7- I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

8- Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space

9- I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

12-My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way