Bill In The Hell
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BILL IN THE HELLBill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in Purgatory, being sized up by God .....
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven
or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every
home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows 95. In your case, I'm going to
do something I've never done before: I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
God said,I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision.
""Fine, but where should I go first?" "I'll leave that up to you." "Okay, then," said Bill,
"let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear
waters and lots of beautiful women laughing, playing in the water, and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.Bill was very pleased. "This is great!"
he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!" "Fine," said God, and off
they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps
and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute, and
rendered his decision. "Hmmm ... I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," retorted God
"As you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on
the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill
shackled to a wall in a dark cave, screaming amidst hot flames, being burned and tortured
by demons. "How's everything going?" God asked Bill. Bill responded, his voice filled with
anguish and disappointment: "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two
weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the
beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water????"
"That was the demo," replied God !!
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