Ways girls turn romantic guys down !!!-
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: !In The HELL Ruling The HEAVEN!!
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: !In The HELL Ruling The HEAVEN!!
Posts: 1,005
Ways girls turn romantic guys down !!!--HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!--
HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!--
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!--
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!--
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?--
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!--
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!--
HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!--
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?--
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!--
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?--
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!--
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!--
HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you Out of my face!!!--
HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!--
HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!--
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as Beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!--
HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
SHE: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!--
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.--
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.--
HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter--
HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.--
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.--
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.--
HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.--
HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!--
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