Dont Copy If u cant paste
Posted: 08-12-2005, 08:45 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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About a week later, one of the ministers who hadattended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As heshyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse thejoke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphonehe said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the armsof a woman who was not my wife!"
His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. Afterstanding there for almost10 seconds trying to recall the second half of thejoke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember whoshe was!"
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste.



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