Dont Copy If u cant paste

Posted: 08-12-2005, 08:45 AM
Not too long ago, a large seminar was held forministers and reverends in training.Among the facilitators were manywell-known motivational speakers.One such speaker boldly approached thepulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The bestyears of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying,"That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gavehis speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the ministers who hadattended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As heshyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse thejoke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphonehe said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the armsof a woman who was not my wife!"



His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. Afterstanding there for almost10 seconds trying to recall the second half of thejoke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember whoshe was!"

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste.
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