Dont say these to a man with a small pe*is

Dont say these to a man with a small penis


1. Oh . . . . Its so cute !
2. Please stop fingering me and come into me !
3. Oh . . . . I am so sorry about your penis !
4. Who circumcised you !
5. Why don't we just cuddle !
6. You know - they have surgery to fix that !
7. It's more fun to look at !
8. Make it dance please ?
9. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that !
10. Can I paint a smiley face on that ?
11. Oh . . . . but you have such big feet . . . and this is like this ?
12. My last lover was atleast 6 inches bigger !
13. It's OK, we'll work around it !
14. Oh Lord . . . . there's an inch worm on your thigh !
15. Will it squeak - if I squeeze it ?
16. Oh no . . . . I have a sudden headache !
17. Can I be honest with you ?
18. My 8-year-old brother has one like that !
19. Let me go and get my tweezers !
20. This explains your small car !
21. You must be a growing boy !
22. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow !
23. Are you one of those pygmies ?
24. Ever hear of Clearasil ?
25. I didn't know they came - this small !
26. Why is God punishing you ?
27. At least this won't take long !
28. Let's just stick with your hand !
29. Do you need a splint to prop that up !
30. How interesting !
31. I never saw one so small like this before !
32. What do you call this ?
33. But it still works right ?
34. It looks so unused !
35. Do you take steroids ?
36. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks the penis !
37. Maybe it looks better in natural light !
38. Let me know when you're done !
39. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt ?
40. Oh . . . . it is hiding !
41. Are you cold ?
42. Is that an optical illusion ?
43. What is that ?
44. Does thiis run in your family ?
45. It's a good thing you have so many other talents !
46. Does it come with an air pump ?
47. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality !
48. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once !
49. Can you get this pencil out of me now ?
50. Can we apply to the Guiness Book of records ?